In a great turn of events last week, I was given the wrong schedule by my manager for dodgeball night. When I got a call at 9:12 in the morning from work saying that I was supposed to be there at 9, when the schedule I was given by my manager said that I was working 5-10 that day, I was a little surprised.

Since I still had the post-it that my manager wrote the schedule on, I was not in any trouble, and I was able to open the store and get to dodgeball later that night!

This week, the Sausage Sampler: Varsity took on Rags to Bitches, the female heavy team of Thursday night dodgeball.

While the Bitches have some pretty awesome players and the almost impossibly to get out, Gio, my awesome roommate Melissa proved that if Gio turns his head the other way for just a moment it’s totally possible to hit his foot!

Poor Rene still had her hand bandaged up, but caught at least three throws because she’s awesome like that. I hope that she has the time to get her hand looked at soon! We want a fully functioning team next week!

The elusive panda, Ho, made his first appearance on the court, and was very disappointed in us.

While we did not obliterate our competition this week as we have in weeks past, I say that is more of a compliment to our competition than a reflection of our performance.

To Rags to Bitches, who play the JV Sausage Sampler Team (also known as Sausage Sampler: Banger) in their next game, I will be there to cheer you on! Varsity will be your only loss this season, right?